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A Long Time Ago

by Oscar Shorts

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1.
I dreamed I saw St. Augustine Alive as you or me Tearing through these quarters In the utmost misery With a blanket underneath his arm And a coat of solid gold Searching for the very souls Whom already have been sold Arise, arise, he cried so loud In a voice without restraint Come out, ye gifted kings and queens And hear my sad complaint No martyr is among ye now Whom you can call your own So go on your way accordingly But know you're not alone I dreamed I saw St. Augustine Alive with fiery breath And I dreamed I was amongst the ones That put him out to death Oh, I awoke in anger So alone and terrified I put my fingers against the glass And bowed my head and cried
2.
I'll tell you the story of Billy the Kid,
And I'll tell of the things that this young outlaw did
Say out in the west when the country was young
When a gun was your law and your law was your gun Now the Mexican maidens liked Billy so well
How many he had, no expert could tell
While singing and drinking he come to his end
Shot down by Pat Garrett who once was his friend Pat Garrett rode up to the window that night
And the desert was still and the moonlight was bright
And he listened awhile as the Kid told his tale
Of shooting the guard at the Las Cruces jail You sweet Mexican maidens, come give me your hand
At the age of sixteen I killed my first man
It was out in New Mexico, long long ago
When a man's only chance was his old .44 I rode down the border and robbed in Juarez
I drank to the maidens, the happiest of days
My picture is posted from Texas to Maine
And women and riding and robbing's my game On the same night, that young Billy died
He said to his friends, "I just ain't satisfied.
There's twenty-one men that I've put bullets through
And the sheriff of this county's gonna make twenty-two." Pat Garrett then fired and his thumb-buster cracked
And Billy fell dead, he was blowed through the back
Pat rode away and the Kid's laying dead
And this was the last song of Billy the Kid
3.
It's a mighty hard row that my poor hands have hoed My poor feet have traveled a hot dusty road Out of your Dust Bowl and westward we rolled And your deserts were hot and your mountain was cold I worked in your orchards of peaches and prunes Slept on the ground in the light of your moon On the edge of the city you'll see us and then We come with the dust and we go with the wind California and Arizona, I make all your crops And its North up to Oregon to gather your hops Dig the beets from your ground, cut the grapes from your vine To set on your table your light sparkling wine Green pastures of plenty from dry desert ground From the Grand Coulee Dam where the waters run down Every state in this Union us migrants have been We'll work in this fight and we'll fight till we win Well, it's always we rambled, that river and I All along your green valley, I will work till I die My land I'll defend with my life if it be 'Cause my pastures of plenty must always be free
4.
I went down to the voting poll And I got into a voting hole A big old line of older folks When I finally got my paper my pencil broke There was no sharpener around They said “times up!” I had to go back to the end of the line When I got back to the front again They hand me some ink and a fountain pen They send me to a booth that’s painted green But my pen don’t work on the computer screen They ask me what day it is I said its Thursday They said go back to the end of monday’s line Come Monday I went down to the voting poll And I got into a voting hole A big old line of older folks I give a yell and I take a poke It was a police officer He said no yelling I said I’ve been here for four days He said, oh really? There’s extra booths in the next room I ask him why and he just shrugs I give up and go into the voting booth I look down at the voting paper It looks back and says meet your maker A hundred little eyes staring back at me And off all the questions I understand three What’s your name Who do you want for president And should we legalize marijuana Yes yes and yes I finished filling in all those bubbles The man at the desk says hey we’ve got trouble You went over the line with your pencil here And your signature well it just says yes you’re gonna have to redo this But first You’re gonna have to get back to the end of the line
5.
I had a dream it was world war three And everything was on fire Helicopters were going around Looking for something important Looking for something I had I ran down the street then Yeah I ran as fast as fast I stopped to catch my breath at last When someone there approached me Someone there approached They told me that they heard a rumor That someone said I was a boomer I said I don’t know what your talking about And threw my belongings away They said what a boomer thing to say I ran ‘till I came to a water And I hitched a ride on the ferry Looking around I saw people in places All of them hiding there faces All of them hid there face I start to ask one a question Im half finished when they reply Sorry I’m not that kind of guy To answer to some type of stranger To answer to some type of stranger So I leave the ferry And I meet a strange looking man He has orange hair and he has an orange face And he says he has some type of plan, babe He says he has some type of plan I ask him what his plan is I ask him to please end the war He says, “If I did that I’d be out of a job.” And he gives me a one dollar bill, Crisp Says one day his face will be on, this Instead of whoever this is
6.
If you'll gather 'round me, children, A story I will tell 'Bout Pretty Boy Floyd, an outlaw, Oklahoma knew him well. It was in the town of Shawnee, It was Saturday afternoon, His wife beside him in his wagon And into town they rode. There a deputy sheriff approached him In a manner rather rude, Vulgar words of language, An' his wife she overheard. Pretty Boy grabbed a log chain, And the deputy grabbed his gun; In the fight that followed He laid that deputy down. There’s a many a starving farmers The same old story told How this outlaw paid their mortgage And saved their little homes. Others tell you of a stranger That come to beg a meal, And Underneath his napkin Left a thousand dollar bill. It was in Oklahoma City, It was on a Christmas Day, There was a whole car load of groceries With a letter that did say: Well, you say that I'm an outlaw, You say that I'm a thief. Here's a Christmas dinner For the families on relief. Now, as through this world I ramble I've seen lots of funny men; Some will rob you with a six-gun, And some with a fountain pen. But as through your life you travel, And, as through your life you roam, You will never see an outlaw Drive a family from their home.
7.
Good evening kind ladies and gentlemen I bring you a story About a life well fought for and another that just wanted glory It was a time in our history where we were heavy handed We had to live our lives fast but we didn’t take them for granted This is the story of someone who was told to keep trying When they raised their concerned they were quieted by someone who was lying So they kept they’re head down and they payed the ultimate price By becoming an economical sacrifice When you’re waiting for death, and to be replaced by some other man In a vacuum of time where you can’t bury your head in your hands For fear that it might end up making you terribly ill And I hope the poor bastard knows that he’s taking over the bill When you’re waiting for life to be replaced with some other plan Just go and look back later on to know where you began They say when you die your soul goes ever higher Twirling around like some kind of psychic fire Caught for one thing, hiding many, giving little taking plenty The world is hollow for everyone made it all empty This is the story of someone who does what they need to To command your undivided attention so that they can bleed you She manages tricking an older man, kissing his cheeks And she buries his body knowing no one will check for two weeks Every night 8 pm all the quarantined step on outside And they Howl like the wolves in the dark to feel that they’re alive It’s a very loud sound that could muffle a bang or a yell So listen here closely to the story that I tell There’s a harlett in the street her Scarlett heart beats for power and money After all the mad hatters she flattered with flowers and honey She is whispering to you and you make her words out barely That she’s always felt naked but with you she feels naked rarely Every night eight pm I can hear a growling choir Is she out there with you? Stealing your physic fire? Caught for one thing, hiding many, giving little taking plenty The world is hollow for everyone made it all empty Kind ladies and gentlemen I bring you to the end of our tale From a time when our country was wobbling and looking quite frail Some good people died trying hard to make everything fine And some bad people sit in big homes, drinking dead mans wine
8.
I was taking a shower the other day When a heard a siren a coming my way I couldn’t believe just what I saw It was red and blue lights from the man of the law I had to pull over I turned off the water Grabbed my shampoo Left the conditioner Cop said hey sir don’t you know You were driving too fast And you signaled too slow You california rolled at a 4 way stop You’re hands were on the wheel but they were both on top I’m gonna have to fine you I’m taking your towel down to the station - confiscation Lawbreakers have to air dry The cop walked away and I started my tub And I thanked my lucky stars above For all of the water and all of the suds Had rinsed off the price on the ticket stub I don’t really mind But I had to dry off with the New York times I got paper cuts on my knees It cut my shoulders It cut my hair The stock markets going down the drain Well I looked up and I looked down I looked everywhere I looked all around The sun was a shining the lane lines were lining There was nothing I was wearing And a lot of people staring That’s when I remembered I had run out of body wash Gone out to the store to fetch it Took the bath with me

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released November 28, 2020

Music, Lyrics and Recordings - Daniel James Eaton
Mixed/Mastered by Christian Gutierrez at Camera Shy Audio
Photography by Christian Gutierrez
Photo Edit by Daniel Mikolajczyk

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Oscar Shorts is the Folk Project of Colorado born Singer/Songwriter Daniel James Eton. Stripped down, hard lipped folk storytelling with a surreal moment here and there.

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